I deserve a dragon after all Iβve been through. Posted onJan 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When life gives you lemons, demand a dragon instead! π²π #UpgradeTime" Related funny posts π I am deeply overwhelmed and yet incredibly bored at the same time. My attempts to purge my possessions always seem to result in me rediscovering that I have lots of nice things, after which I lie happily on my hoard like a dragon. I’m a simple girl, really. I just want to watch the sunset, laugh, drink coffee, and read books. I also want a time machine and a pet dragon. A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year. Once I find a dragon, yβall are toast.