I do not use AI, I use Reddit commenters’ opinions as fact because they are right. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Wow, who knew the key to wisdom was sifting through cat memes and shower thoughts? 😂🔍🐱 Related funny posts 🤝 Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing. When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions. I need a long hot meteor shower. Sorry I was late, I was disassociating in the shower. Hello, I’m a professor in a movie. I only reach the main point of my lecture right as class is ending. Then I yell at students about the reading / homework as they leave.