The Velvet Underground probably wouldn’t have been so influential if I was at their shows with a giant magnet and pulled their guitars out of their hands. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess thatβs one way to create an *unplugged* performance! πππΈ Related funny posts π€ I think Iβll just let my jazz hands speak for themselves. Itβs kinda weird that in order to go to sleep you have to pretend like you are already sleeping. I’m forming a Wham! cover band with 3 other bald guys called Hairless Whisper. People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act. Of course I look tired, itβs hard pretending to be awake.