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Imagine hating me and I don’t notice.

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I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers. The Times are rough.

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“You let your cat on the bed?” I would put her on my life insurance.

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Wife asked if I could stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe…

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Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.

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Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.

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Roses are red. Blue got me thinking. I reckon it’s time for some excessive day drinking…

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My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend’s lame jokes right now. Be patient, Queen, a true clown is on the way.

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Santa Claus isn’t real. Ain’t no man checking a list twice.

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When phones were tied with wires, people were free. Now that phones are wireless, people are tied.