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Sorry, I ghosted you. I liked you too much.

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When someone asks me if my twins are natural, I tell them no they’re robots.

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I really wish people would stop thinking they need to speak to me in the mornings.

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Apparently, throwing the remote against the wall didn’t help recharging the batteries.

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Never let your job prevent you from acting unemployed.

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Only in America can a kid wear $150 shoes, sip a $8 coffee, and post from a $1,200 phone about being oppressed and claiming capitalism has failed them.

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If you pretend you’re erasing the evidence of a murder while cleaning the bathroom, you’ll do a better job, and it actually becomes fun!

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For whom the doom scrolls!

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Too many types of pasta. I can say my fav is Fliccaroni and not one of you can be sure if it’s real. Look at you googling it.

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I am a fool everyday, I don’t need a holiday for it.