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Jesus rose from the grave because he forgot to clear his browser history.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I love tennis but never really been clear why they need a lifeguard.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I think it’s clear that companies making medicine have no idea what fruits taste like.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I don’t always clear my calculator, but when I do, I hit both C and CE a bunch of times because I don’t know exactly what they do.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

To be clear, when I said I was looking for “growth,” I meant in salary, not in workload and stress levels.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

OK, just so everybody’s clear, I’m going to put my glasses on.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

I thought my mixed signals were perfectly clear.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

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