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I don’t drink coffee all the time. I take breaks in between…

I don’t drink coffee all the time. I take breaks in between…

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"Ah, the ultimate coffee connoisseur strategy: always keeping that next cup in mind while sipping on the current one ☕️⏳ A true master of the brew, balancing the art of anticipation and indulgence with finesse!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged another, breaks, coffee, drink, humor, i, routine, take, time on Jan 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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