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Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.

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Breaking News: Local woman stuns in new unnecessary online purchase.

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When I was a child, my social network was called ‘outside’.

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That one person who has zero concept of what an indoor voice is.

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If the USA is so great, why did someone make the USB?

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My skin is so dry it’s doing a PowerPoint presentation.

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These aliens are taking forever.

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I’ve already picked out my sweatpants for New Year’s Eve.

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A beautiful woman should never have to send an email. Yet, such tragedies occur every day.

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Stop avoiding your banking app. Go look at what you’ve done.