I don’t have a favorite vampire. If you ask me, they all suck. Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Oh, fangs for sharing your biting opinion! 🧛🏻♂️ Looks like you're not a fanpire of vampires… they can be quite draining, can't they? 💉🦇 But hey, at least they always leave their mark! 😆 #VampirePuns Related Funny Quotes 🤝 There are too many movies about vampire hunters and not enough about vampire gatherers. I suck at flirting, I end up arguing with them instead. Imagine being a bald vampire and every time you walk by a mirror your toupée is just floating. It must be hard for a vampire to floss their fangs when they can’t see their reflection in a mirror. If a zombie and vampire bite each other, who turns who?
