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  • Why do people always assume it’s a compliment when I tell them their baby looks just like them?
  • Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the stars.
  • I feel like I should give my air conditioner a plaque for employee of the month.
  • I often wonder how men could discover entire continents. Mine can’t even find the butter in the fridge.
  • A guy in the parking lot saw me trip over my own feet so I yelled to him “I just quantum leaped into this body!”
  • Please stop calling 911 when you see me dancing. I’m fine!