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Do you ever think about how many people squeezed the avocado that you’re eating?

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I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not too sure any more.

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Parents be like “why aren’t you eating, don’t you like my food?” and after you eat a ton, they’ll say “you look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less.”

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Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.

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If you don’t want to be in love with me that’s fine. You’re entitled to your wrong and very stupid opinions.

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I had no social life in high school. Even my imaginary best friend had a date for the prom.

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My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position, or a brain tumor.

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What was the main bloke called in Harry Potter?

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You know you’ve mastered marriage when you shout to your husband, “Take the thing off the thing,” and he immediately knows what to do.

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Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!