I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite. Posted onMay 26, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Talk about taking Halloween to new heights! Who knew the key to being a sexy kite was just a tampon away? 🎃🪁 Now that's what I call creative thinking and some serious string skills! 😂 #HalloweenGoals" Related funny posts 🤝 You can’t spell dyslexia without sexy. If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking. You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy. Taking action is my least favorite thing to take. For Halloween I will go to the beach dressed as a french fry and let the seagulls destroy me.