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Avocado is just green butter.

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I want someone to look at me the way I look at a travel booking website.

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Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.

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Tequila won’t fix your life, but it’s worth a shot.

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Girls be like “forget it, I’m fine” then set your house on fire.

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Kissing while both wearing baseball caps is so hard. How do baseball players do it?

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My sleeping pattern ain’t even a pattern anymore, it’s a freestyle that’s on shuffle.

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Kanye is pretty mean for someone with ‘yay’ in their name.

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Parents may forget many things, but they never forget who brought the noisy toys into the house.

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I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.

Only money has the right to say “you’ll regret losing me”. The rest of you calm down.

I don’t hate you, I just don’t want to see you alive.

Sometimes people just need you to be genuine with them, and I personally have no problem pretending to do that.

One time I refused to buy a watch because it was only waterproof to 100 meters. Not sure what sort of future I was imagining for myself there.

You told your cat how much you love him, but now it’s morning, the sun is out, you’re sober, and it’s just weird for both of you.

I lied, I’m jealous. I hope every girl who looks at you gets clipped by a meteor.

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Dress for the demons you want, not the demons you have.

I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

We’re all naughty, some just more than others.

Shout-out to my embarrassingly squeaky ass bed frame that makes me sound more popular than I actually am to my neighbors.

The best time to start a family fight is now. It gets you out of buying relatives gifts.

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(at an incredibly low point in my life) I should start dating again.

Going out with 38% battery and no boyfriend.

Kids be like, I see you have a moment to yourself, and I must correct that immediately.

Does my career know that I’m pursuing it, or is it another one-sided relationship?

Googling phone numbers you don’t recognize instead of actually answering the phone.

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Wake me when AI does housework.

Ironically people who are good at giving advice find it difficult to follow their own.

Do y’all ever think about how, in Korean, you can’t scream over text because there’s no uppercase… I think about that all the time, for some reason.

Every weekend has two days: Saturday and It’s Monday Tomorrow.

I concern myself with the opinions of sheep because they are cute.

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Going to bed early is easy, going to sleep early is a whole other set of problems.

I just feel like we shouldn’t have a new year until we get this one right.

On average, my daily actions demonstrate I’m probably good at something else.

Welcome to adulthood. Everyone’s tired here.

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