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Therapy isn’t enough. I need to be electrocuted and get my memory erased.

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All human behavior is performative, besides the crying of an infant.

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If it doesn’t get a like in the first two years, I delete it.

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I’m very loyal to whatever brand is on sale.

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You can add tears while cooking if you don’t have salt.

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My superpower is always picking the line at the grocery store that moves the slowest.

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I tried yoga once. I pulled a hamstring and my dignity.

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Some of us better hope Santa doesn’t check social media, because if he does, all we’re getting for Christmas is therapy.

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If you see me sad, just hug me and put some money in my pocket.

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The concept of a drive-by doesn’t really exist in the swamp biome; instead, people rap about doing bog-emerges.

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Twitter is just a diary I choose to show to strangers.

55 shares on Snapchat this month:

Calling it a situationship, and the whole time, the situation is that they don’t want you.

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One of the top features of squirrels, for me, has got to be that squirreliness.

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Been whispering “I like invented her” about my newborn every few hours.

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That moment when it’s January in a couple of weeks, and you realize you are still trying to lose weight from last January.

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I like to describe the difference between theory and practice with shopping lists and receipts.

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Working your entire life so you can ‘enjoy’ a couple of years when you’re close to death is the biggest scam of all time.

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I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them.

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If I could have dinner with anyone, living or dead, I’d pick living.

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Nowadays, people no longer look for a needle in a haystack, but for errors in a spreadsheet.

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I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later.

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My son put his dish in the sink so I rushed him to urgent care.

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The key to a healthy relationship is taking turns being the sad one.

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I got so lost there for a minute (several years).

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Imagine you’re on jury duty and the courtroom sketch artist draws stink lines above you.

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Laundry has to be the most sinister chore. Always waiting, always lurking.

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I bought a little notebook to keep track of who’s above the law.

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We need to stop telling AI that it’s paintings are bad. That’s how Hitler got started.

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I feel like we’re on like the 50th or 60th horseman of the apocalypse by now.

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He took my last fry, your honor.

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I’ve been locked out of Tinder because of “unusual activity”. I must’ve got a match.

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Now I understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside.

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I don’t understand, but I also don’t care… so it works out.

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