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  • “Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!” Maybe just don’t bite hands. Shouldn’t have to qualify it.
  • Hardly a day goes by without me being reminded that an academic degree has nothing to do with intelligence.
  • This meeting could have been a cake.
  • My Mom asks why everything is on the floor, like she never heard of gravity.
  • I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.
  • To accommodate the size of my wife’s new water bottle, we’ve replaced the passenger seat of her car with a cupholder.