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Today’s politics make me think we’re living in a movie where the villains actually win.

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I met the real Santa tonight, and he said you’re all in trouble.

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I like my bacon like I like my men, slightly burnt and crispy, and probably killing me slowly.

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The best piece of dating advice I’ve ever received is “If they like you, you’ll know. If they don’t, you’ll be confused.” Honestly, it’s all you need to know.

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Who called it a missed phone call from your parents and not a boomer rang?

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Flex on your kids by asking “are we there yet?” before they do.

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Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 & 6 come out before 1,2 & 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

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I, unfortunately, was born without any interest in Avatar.

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I’m having a garage sale and hope people I’ve borrowed things from don’t come.

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I wonder if people that fall asleep right away know that we hate them.

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Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.

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This is my phone. I text back when I want to.

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Will mosquitoes ever develop a pizza obsession and end their pursuit of human blood?

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Good luck to everyone out there trying to gather enough energy to function this week.

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Someone at work is gonna suggest you download Outlook and Teams on your phone, and it’s very important that you don’t listen to them.

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We are all monsters searching for someone to share our lives with.

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Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started.

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I think I can now safely say that none of my co-workers were “personality hires”.

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Lou Read is the name of my favorite musician and also the book I keep in the toilet.

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Ludacris once said “If you ain’t got no money take yo’ broke ass home” and I haven’t left the house since.

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Do you ever restart the dryer because you don’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

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“Be the bigger person” sounds too much like “accept the disrespect”.

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Lost my job to AI (my job was to be loudly and confidently incorrect).

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I would like to thank everyone who destroyed me into the person I am today.

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For whom the doom scrolls!

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Stop trying to be liked by everybody. You don’t even like everybody.

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If I was a priest, I’d make my side of the confession booth really big so I could run around.

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I hate how everything is organic now. I miss chemicals.

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To whoever has my voodoo doll, please stop making her go to work.

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If you’re not in my circle of trust, you’re probably in my triangle of suspicion or rhombus of doubt.

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“Don’t let me keep you!” Translation: Please go.

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Yeah, I can explain that gap on my resume, I tried to move a picture in Word.

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Got a scam email full of mistakes like they’re not even trying. It won’t be long before AI takes their jobs.

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My favorite color is money.

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Twitter is basically introverts gone wild.

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