Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I’m actually pretty attractive, if you don’t compare me to anyone, ever.
  • I feel for my kids, who had to take in the groceries and put them away today. They may never recover from this traumatic experience.
  • If craziness could fly, some people would have their own airport.
  • You’re so productive for your wage.
  • My tween would like you to know I ruined his life when I told him to stop being super sus and cringe and be more lit yo.
  • I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian.