Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

Whitening my teeth by getting a tan.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

Everyone’s a gangster until they turn a spoon the wrong way under running water.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

“You should exercise for at least 30 minutes every day”. Okay, and how much if you’re not trying to go to the Olympics?

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

A DM? Flirt on the timeline like a real man.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

One day there will be condoms with Bluetooth that tell you whether you’re good in bed, how many calories you’ve burned and when the next train leaves.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

Daffodil totally sounds like an insult, you blooming daffodil.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

Pretty sure they’re naming prescription drugs by just grabbing random Scrabble tiles. “Oh hey, Qdilrox sounds good.”

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

If a woman watches a TV show alone, who answers all of her questions?