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It’s interesting growing up and learning that most adults are not smart. I had my suspicions as a kid, but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

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I have more trips planned than I have money.

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Enjoying the consequences of my actions.

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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I never wanted to download the Microsoft Authenticator app on my personal phone to access every professional platform necessary to do my job.

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I highly recommend having hobbies, it distracts you from falling in love unnecessarily.

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Go ahead and use that semi-colon; no one will know you’re doing it wrong.

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Cute how I complain that my kids are spoiled when I’m the one who spoils them.

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Perks of dating me: you will be the hot one.

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I love when I clean my whole apartment just to sit in it like a Victorian widow waiting for bad news.

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And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date.

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Pro tip: When you sign up for anything online, put the website’s name as your middle name. Now, when you receive spam, you will know who sold your data.

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Had salad for the third night in a row and now I get why you’re so angry, vegans.

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Imagine playing Truth or Dare and they dare you to go home.

I even procrastinate things I actually want to do.

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The night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day off.

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Every time I think I’m cooked, God moves mountains for me. That’s so nice of Him.

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They’re called grown-ups because they groan every time they get up.

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I have a question and my question is, how can I look so cute in the mirror but like such a baked potato in pictures?

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I bet being full feels so good for the moon.

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Sometimes being a woman is just trying to figure out if you’re hormonally sad, seasonally sad, or genuinely falling apart.

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Those who run away from me are afraid that they might confess their love to me.

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Imagine trying to ruin my day and I ignore you for the rest of my life.

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I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”

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My problem areas are my upper arms and earth.

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My girlfriend confided in me she loves when I blow air on her when she’s hot, but honestly, I’m not a fan.

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Not to brag, but I ate all of my bananas before they turned brown. Don’t be jealous.

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I’m proud of myself because, despite having so many expenses, I still manage to add more.

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Maybe your soulmate’s just late, like, wildly behind schedule.

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I said when I retire, I would travel. I just didn’t expect it to be to the doctors.

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Crashed my car reading a billboard that said, “Don’t text and drive.”

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Your annoying online persona has captured my heart.

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No matter how early you get up, fate always gets up half an hour earlier.

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I even procrastinate things I actually want to do.

The night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day off.

Girls … I understood why they advise us to get married and have kids before 25. Because after that, our brain starts working, and the decision won’t seem so reasonable anymore.

Everyone has these three colleagues: The one who is always cold. The one who is always hungry. The one who is always tired. I am everything in one.

Every time I think I’m cooked, God moves mountains for me. That’s so nice of Him.

They’re called grown-ups because they groan every time they get up.

I have a question and my question is, how can I look so cute in the mirror but like such a baked potato in pictures?

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In these difficult times, it’s important to remember that cheese exists.

Whenever you are feeling down, remember you’re the sperm that won.

I’m too old to be jingling all the way, I’ll jingle til about five thirty.

When someone is in a Christmas eve panic, I always find that “well, maybe you should have thought of that sooner” is a helpful phrase.

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Seeing a BBL in real life is a reality-altering experience.

My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a vacation… while still on vacation.

The first time I heard “big naturals,” I thought it referred to major outdoor landmarks such as the Grand Canyon or the Great Barrier Reef.

Dropped my skinny boyfriend between the bed and the wall like a vape or a TV remote.

I hope this email blows your head smoove off.

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I’ve reached the age where I just bought a bird bath for my backyard.

I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.

Dudes be named Will but won’t.

Ever since I was little, I always knew I wanted to retire.

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These days, you gotta have a job for the bills and another job for yourself.

Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!

Two people had sex and now I’m fighting for my life everyday.

In case anyone hasn’t told you today, I’m beautiful.

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The night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day off.

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Everyone has these three colleagues: The one who is always cold. The one who is always hungry. The one who is always tired. I am everything in one.

Every time I think I’m cooked, God moves mountains for me. That’s so nice of Him.

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