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“Thanks for your payment!” Shut up. I paid that bill against my will.

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It’s hard to sleep knowing that Coke is in the fridge.

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Not opening up anymore, have fun trying to figure me out.

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I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”.

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I still can’t believe they named a company GoDaddy.

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Ending my thesis paper with “but who cares what I think?”

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I’d like to know what my dog is thinking as he watches me try one outfit after another while getting ready for a party.

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I like to take long walks away from stupid people.

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Back in the good old days, we didn’t have to trim our toenails, they just got wore down naturally from running from dinosaurs.

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Not to brag, but I can put my socks on without sitting down.

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You’ve got to question the legitimacy of the Burger Kingdom if Burger King is just handing out crowns to anybody willy-nilly.

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One of the biggest struggles of being an adult is deciding what to make for supper. Every. Single. Night.

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You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.

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My bank account and I are no longer on speaking terms.

61 shares on Slack this month:

There should be a true crime story about feeding someone a peanut butter sandwich and giving them nothing to drink.

79 shares on X this month:

Does everyone in the world want to come to my house tomorrow?

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A dating app for people who are shy called Mumble.

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If your kids aren’t drinking enough water, tell them it’s bedtime.

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Getting out of a sports bra looks like it should be a professional women’s sport.

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Uber Eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny because I didn’t forget, I just came to my senses.

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Shaved my bush and went down a pants size.

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Every man learns for himself the uselessness of owning an iPad.

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I have a yearning disability.

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The first person to realize you can eat bone marrow must have really hated that cow.

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My back hurts too much to lean over anymore, going to have to resort to picking things up with a deep curtsy.

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If your drinking story doesn’t involve law enforcement, I’m not listening.

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If I don’t text you saying Happy New Year, we still gang, I’m just lazy.

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I’m proud of myself because, despite having so many expenses, I still manage to add more.

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Does my special place in hell have wi-fi?

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Saw someone from high school. She said she hadn’t seen me in years. That’s likely because I’d always seen her first.

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How much chocolate is too much chocolate before it is technically no longer a salad?

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Current situation: lying in bed, trying to manifest breakfast.

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Taking yesterday’s bad mood on a multi-day tour.

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I mean, sex is all right, but have you ever experienced the sheer sensuality of having rock-solid proof that a problem at work was someone else’s fault, even though it really, really looked like it was yours?

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Every Friday, I’m like, “This weekend I’m getting my life together,” and then… I don’t.

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Experts say you can make any statement sound more credible by adding ‘experts say’ at the beginning.

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I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently, I’ve got too many windows open.

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“Thanks for your payment!” Shut up. I paid that bill against my will.

It’s hard to sleep knowing that Coke is in the fridge.

Not opening up anymore, have fun trying to figure me out.

I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”.

I still can’t believe they named a company GoDaddy.

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