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Mercury retrograde: because adulting is hard, and sometimes you just need a celestial excuse.

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I’m off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.

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Guys, please stop wearing NASA shirts, I bet you can’t even name one of their songs.

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We’re all in the billionaire submarine now.

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“Communism sounds good in theory, but doesn’t work in practice.” Capitalism doesn’t even sound good in theory.

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A friend of mine decided to cut all the toxic people out of his life, or so I was informed.

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I’m not built to work, I’m built to brood in a castle with all my unread books.

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The Cranberries. Great band name. You pick a fruit and you get to work.

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I dreamt this night that I had died and when I woke up, a piece of me was actually already stiff.

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No, I don’t comment, I voodoo doll like a real adult.

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People just don’t build cities on rock and roll anymore.

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You’re over 35. Better go pee before you leave, pee when you get there, pee while you’re there, and pee before you leave.

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Opening up to people is a scam. Don’t do it.

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Tonight, the moon is staring at me.

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No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.

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Sometimes I wish I had a speed bump between my brain and my mouth.

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Rather than touching grass, I recommend going to a concert and experiencing the live performance of that one song you hold religiously close to your heart.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again.

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Not to brag, but what a time to be childless.

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I don’t wish anyone strife in their relationship but I do wish my neighbors would enunciate a little more when they fight so I can hear better.

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I don’t even want a new year this year. I’ll take a lightly used 2006, if it’s available.

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The only reason I’d want to go to heaven is to complain to the manager.

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Tidying up usually ends up with you sitting somewhere and playing around with things you found while tidying up.

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“Are you sexually active?” Dude, I’m not even socially active.

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My Mom asks why everything is on the floor, like she never heard of gravity.

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He just walked right into my heart and switched on the lights.

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This gratitude journal looks a lot like a grocery list.

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I am not living la vida loca. I am loca because of la vida.

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I find it sad that my universal remote does not control the universe. Not even remotely.

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The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing.

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