I get at least 1,000 steps in waiting for my food to be done in the microwave. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Just found the ultimate exercise program: microwave marathons! ππΆββοΈπ Related funny posts π€ A 12 step program but itβs just me getting off the couch. Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways! I would reset the clock on your microwave for you. I always stop the microwave before it beeps because it’s not the boss of me. Everyone is a genius until they try to use someone elseβs microwave.