I had no idea being an adult would involve so many lotions. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Adulthood: where you've got a lotion for every motion! 🧴😅 Related funny posts 🤝 I hate when the lotion bottle pump squirts the hardened remains of its mucus plug into the palm of your hand. Tai Chi is so crazy because it’s like throwing a slow motion tantrum. My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah. Being an adult means your pain never goes away, it just migrates to a new location in your body. The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early.