I hate it when my pillow is not pillowing like it should. You have one job. Be a pillow man. You are pillow. Act like one! Funny Quotes July 17, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI hate it when my pillow is not pillowing like it should. You have one job. Be a pillow man. You are pillow. Act like one! Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act. Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow. This pillow isn’t going to scream into itself. The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend.
