Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I dropped and broke my phone today. Hurt more than childbirth!
  • When pregnant women are around, watch what you say. Nowadays, anything will be used as a name.
  • Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.
  • I’m done with dating sites and am now only focusing on food delivery people. They have a job, a car, and most importantly food.
  • I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.
  • There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.