I hate when people ask me what I’m doing tomorrow, I don’t even know what I’m doing today. Posted onSep 22, 2023May 6, 2024 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI hate when people ask me what I’m doing tomorrow, I don’t even know what I’m doing today. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that. Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well. “Are you free tomorrow?” No, tomorrow I’m still expensive. I hate when people stare at me and don’t say anything. I mean, if you want an autograph or a picture just ask. I hate when my kids ask me impossible questions like: What day is it?