I hate when people ask me what I’m doing tomorrow, I don’t even know what I’m doing today.

I hate when people ask me what I’m doing tomorrow, I don’t even know what I’m doing today.
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"Tomorrow? Oh, you mean that mythical land where I have my life together? 🤷‍♂️ Who needs plans when you can just wing it and hope for the best, am I right? 😅 #LivingInTheMoment"

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