I hate when people can’t let go of the past. Debt collectors are the worst.

I hate when people can’t let go of the past. Debt collectors are the worst.

Commentary:
“Debt collectors really know how to hold a grudge, huh? 😂 It’s like they never forget that one time you missed a payment five years ago! 📅💸 Let’s hope they have a better memory for their own birthdays! 🎉🤣”

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