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Living the dream, where the house is kinda mine and my wallet is officially free! 😂🏡💸
29 Funny debt quotes
Maybe the real American dream is the debt we collected along the way.
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Living the American Dream: accumulating just the right amount of debt to keep life exciting! 💳💸😅
Late replies don’t bother me. As long as we’re not in love, or you don’t owe me money, take your time.
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Didn't realize I can relax and take a sabbatical from typing back, budget depending 💰🤣⌛️
I don’t understand why banks get so mad when you can’t pay back your loan. You already knew I had no money when I came to borrow it.
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Guess they thought they were financing a miracle instead of my wallet! 💸🪄😂
How does a government that takes 40% of everyone’s money end up being trillions in debt?
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Looks like the government skipped its "Budgeting for Dummies" class! 📚🤦♂️💸
I’m still repaying karmic debt from that time I was 12 and gave the middle finger to a cow at the state fair.
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Still trying to tip the scales with good deeds so that cow doesn't come back in my next life 🐄✌️😅
I just borrowed some money from a cash app, now I’m about to uninstall it.
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Uninstalling apps like they're bailout packages 🏃♂️💸📱
No one talks about how uncomfortable it is to ask for your own money back.
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Why is retrieving my own money more awkward than accidentally waving back at someone who's not actually waving at me? 🤷♂️💸🙈
The people who are $30 trillion in debt are giving you a credit score.
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And here I am questioning my life choices after buying extra guac 🌯💸😅
What part of “I don’t want to spend any more money” don’t I understand?
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When your wallet and your willpower aren’t on speaking terms 😂💸🧠