13 Funny debt quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Why can’t hackers just delete everyone’s bad debt, credit, and mortgages?

  Commentary:
  "Forget the Dark Web, can we get a Debt Disappearing Web? 🕸️💸😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.

  Commentary:
  "Lions: King of the jungle, not king of the monthly statements. 🦁💳😅"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I feel like a credit card, cause I’m constantly being used irresponsibly.

  Commentary:
  "Well, at least you're not accumulating interest like a credit card! Maybe it's time to upgrade to a 'responsible adult' status – no annual fees, just lots of personal growth."

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  4 months ago

  Share →: The worst part about borrowing money is having to pay it back or move to a new city.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the joys of modern life – debts or destinations! 🏦🏙️ Don't you just love the dilemma of either parting with your hard-earned cash or packing up your life in search of a debt-free haven? Decisions, decisions… 💸😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Being an adult is realizing $1000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.

  Commentary:
  "Adulting is like a twisted game of Monopoly – except instead of collecting $100, you're suddenly drowning in $1000 debt 🎲💸 #TheRealBoardGameOfLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you get hangovers, it’s because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt.

  Commentary:
  Looks like karma caught up with your beer choices! 🍻🔮 Next time, make sure you only drink with pure intentions and a clear karmic slate. Cheers to good beer and better karma! 🍺✨ #KarmaBrews

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You can’t scare me; you’re not my credit card bill.

  Commentary:
  "Facing your credit card bill after a shopping spree is like staring fear in the face… but scarier! 😱💳💸 Who needs haunted houses when you can check your bank balance? 💀😂 #ScaryFinances"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Honestly, I don’t think I have any more new passwords left in me. You wanna steal my identity? Go ahead, I hope you enjoy debt and terrible posture.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the modern struggle of juggling passwords and identity theft risk! 🤦‍♂️ Who knew that a strong password could also double as free identity theft protection and a gentle reminder to sit up straight? 🤣 Stay safe out there, folks! #PasswordProblems #IdentityTheftDeterrent

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, I’ve left it behind me.

  Commentary:
  "Oops, looks like debt collectors will have to hunt down my past selves! 🕵️‍♂️💸 Time travel might be the only solution here! ⏳🚀 Oh well, new year, new debts to ignore! 😆💼 #OutOfSightOutOfMind"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I did the math and a second job would help me get out of debt as long as I start it twelve years ago.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like time traveling into the past is the only option for that second job to actually save the day! 🔮⏱️💸 #TimeIsMoneyGone"

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