I hate when people set alarms and it wakes up everybody except for them. Commentary:"Maybe we should invent an alarm clock that slaps the person back to sleep 🛌💤 or one that self-destructs if you hit snooze too many times 🤯⏰. Just a thought! 🤷♂️😜" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The worst person to share a room with is someone who puts on 10 alarms 2 mins apart each, and wakes up at none. I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up. When I say “I hate drama”, I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people’s drama? Big fan! I don’t understand the concept of “the man of your dreams”. Every time my wife wakes up after dreaming about me, she is really pissed off about something dream me did. I wonder if people that fall asleep right away know that we hate them.