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"Maybe we should invent an alarm clock that slaps the person back to sleep 🛌💤 or one that self-destructs if you hit snooze too many times 🤯⏰. Just a thought! 🤷‍♂️😜"

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59 shares on Discord this month:

Just because the deodorant says 48 hrs, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

87 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m shocked it offended you, I was certain someone was gonna need to explain it to you.

23 shares on X this month:

Nurse: “This may hurt.” Me: “My life hasn’t been much fun either.”

61 shares on Instagram this month:

I bet aliens lock their door when they go past earth.

10 shares on Reddit this month:

I don’t flirt, I just say weird things and hope something sticks.

34 shares on YouTube this month:

Sometimes I wonder if the strangers I see when I go outside are actually the people I talk to online.

90 shares on Twitch this month:

Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself.

99 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m not procrastinating. I’m protecting my peace through active avoidance.

87 shares on Reddit this month:

If you are influenced by influencers, you’re beyond retarded.

11 shares on Snapchat this month:

I am MTV, still played music videos, years old.

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When the blood pressure machine comes out for one person, the whole family has to get involved.

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Don’t give up, keep going. There are still so many disappointments waiting for you.

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Sometimes, before bedtime, I fall asleep on the couch. It’s my little sleep appetizer… my nappetizer.

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I don’t pay attention to the world ending. It has ended for me many times, and began again in the morning.

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I hate it when I go to the kitchen for food and only find ingredients.

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I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.

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I can’t do the splits. But so far there has never been a situation where I’ve thought, “I should do the splits now.”

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I used to mix Mountain Dew with the cheapest vodka I could find, and I called it the Blood of Mannaroth because it’s green and turns you into an orc.

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Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally.

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Have you tried just not thinking about it? Like, ever again?

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One of the biggest struggles of being an adult is deciding what to make for supper. Every. Single. Night.

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After 30, an all-nighter is not getting up to pee.

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They should have a section on the wing of the plane where people can go out for a cigarette.

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I admire how, when babies don’t want to hold something anymore, they just drop it.

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Flex on strangers by asking them if they remember you.

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People who are on Twitter and put intelligent in their bio, good one.

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In 2007, if you wore a long-sleeve T-shirt under a regular T-shirt, it meant that you liked music.

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Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

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The only reason I insist on returning to the office is because my cat needs a break from me staring at him all day.

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I hate when people set alarms and it wakes up everybody except for them.

Panda bears are proof that it’s okay to be kind of an idiot as long as you’re super adorable.

Why did they call it an Amazon wishlist and not an ‘Oughttobuyography’.

Why does Bruce Wayne, the billionaire, not simply rig Gotham City’s elections in favor of tough-on-crime candidates?

My teen being nice to me is getting really expensive.

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I hate when people set alarms and it wakes up everybody except for them.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I like liking Instagram stories because I like pressing buttons.

Panda bears are proof that it’s okay to be kind of an idiot as long as you’re super adorable.

Why did they call it an Amazon wishlist and not an ‘Oughttobuyography’.

Why does Bruce Wayne, the billionaire, not simply rig Gotham City’s elections in favor of tough-on-crime candidates?

Welcome to social media. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly.

My teen being nice to me is getting really expensive.

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