Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Schedule your appointment early in the month before your dentist starts fretting about their next boat payment.
  • Don’t throw hate at me, throw money!
  • For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.
  • Love how you can hear the crowd constantly forgetting the queen died and singing “God save the Quing”
  • I have determined there is no quiet way to get a pan out of a cabinet in the morning.
  • Cicadas are all like, “Y’all mind if I scream?”