I hate when people set alarms and it wakes up everybody except for them. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI hate when people set alarms and it wakes up everybody except for them. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Having Twitter is just like reading the newspaper, except the newspaper is on fire and all the writers hate you. Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it. I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors. I don’t understand the concept of “the man of your dreams”. Every time my wife wakes up after dreaming about me, she is really pissed off about something dream me did. Good morning to everyone except the baristas who don’t tighten the lid.
