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I hate when people set alarms and it wakes up everybody except for them.

I hate when people set alarms and it wakes up everybody except for them.

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"Maybe we should invent an alarm clock that slaps the person back to sleep 🛌💤 or one that self-destructs if you hit snooze too many times 🤯⏰. Just a thought! 🤷‍♂️😜"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged alarm, annoyance, hate, humor, i, people, sleep, wake on Jan 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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