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"Maybe we should invent an alarm clock that slaps the person back to sleep ๐๐ค or one that self-destructs if you hit snooze too many times ๐คฏโฐ. Just a thought! ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐"
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I hate when people set alarms and it wakes up everybody except for them.
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