I hated rats even before my girlfriend left me for one. Posted onMay 25, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like someone's love life took a turn for the cheesy! Who knew that a rat could steal not just your crumbs, but also your heart? Related funny posts š¤ Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat. Sometimes I think the subway rat is doing better than me. He has a routine, a social circle, and knows where to find the best pizza. If we were subway rats, Iād share my pizza crust with you. Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I’m over here like “I love food”. Cholesterol has a special place in my heart.