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I hated rats even before my girlfriend left me for one.

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Looks like someone's love life took a turn for the cheesy! Who knew that a rat could steal not just your crumbs, but also your heart?

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged breakup, girlfriend, hate, humor, jealousy, me, rat, relationship on May 25, 2026 by slickboy.

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