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I hated rats even before my girlfriend left me for one.

I hated rats even before my girlfriend left me for one.

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Looks like someone's love life took a turn for the cheesy! Who knew that a rat could steal not just your crumbs, but also your heart?

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged breakup, girlfriend, hate, humor, jealousy, me, rat, relationship on Nov 9, 2025 by slickboy.

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