I have friends in high places (birds). Posted onJan 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who knew I was such a social 'falcon-thrope'? 😂🦅☁️" Related funny posts 😂 Listen to the birds, not the news. I got my patience from waiting half the day to download a song from Limewire. Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I never wanted to download the Microsoft Authenticator app on my personal phone to access every professional platform necessary to do my job. My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation. My summer body has been pending for about ten years.