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This is the ultimate level-up in angry bird games! 🦖➡️🐦💥
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Turns out, sitting on the porch, feeding birds and squirrels, is a pretty good treatment for depression.
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Looks like starting a wildlife diner is the secret to happiness! 🐦🍼🐿️
The Angry Birds assaulted me and made me rip their disgusting bong.
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That's what happens when you cross a flock with a bad case of the munchies! 🐦💨😂
Asking the birds outside my window if they know any Metallica.
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Wondering if they're more into "tweet" metal than heavy metal! 🎸🐦🎶
Every morning, the cat watches me make coffee and asks if we can go sit out on the balcony to watch the birds, and every morning I say, yes, of course, let’s.
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Your cat's got you locked into a daily coffee-and-birdwatching contract, and there's no escaping it! ☕️🐦😹
“What’s your ETA?” do you ask the birds in the sky when they will arrive.
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I've been trying to coo them in for years, but their sense of time is strictly for the birds! 🕒🐦😅
A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.
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When life gets ruff, bring in the squawkologist! 🐦🦜😂
Do you think birds, once they get older, start people-watching?
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"Absolutely! I bet they critique our flying skills too! 🐦👀😂"
Why do birds love going apeshit first thing in the morning?
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"Because even birds know it's never too early for a wild party! 🎉🐦🍎"
I have friends in high places (birds).
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"Who knew I was such a social 'falcon-thrope'? 😂🦅☁️"