I have more photos of food on my phone than I do of my children. Funny Quotes 5 days ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"I guess it's a tough choice between capturing a perfectly plated avocado toast 🥑📸 or a messy spaghetti-drenched kiddo 🍝👶. One could argue that both are equally photogenic in their own unique ways! 😆📱 #FoodOverKids" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children. If my dog knew how many photos I have of him sleeping, he’d file a restraining order against me. Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos. I already know how it will end. One of my children will unplug my life support to charge their phone. The worst thing about having children is the parents of the other children.
