I have more photos of food on my phone than I do of my children.

I have more photos of food on my phone than I do of my children.

Commentary:
“I guess it’s a tough choice between capturing a perfectly plated avocado toast 🥑📸 or a messy spaghetti-drenched kiddo 🍝👶. One could argue that both are equally photogenic in their own unique ways! 😆📱 #FoodOverKids”

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