Funny smartphone quotes

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  3 days ago

  Share →: If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.

  Commentary:
  Totally! Just like drinking coffee to help you nap better ☕📱😅

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  7 days ago

  Share →: My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.

  Commentary:
  Story of my life—it's a real skill losing things while still holding them! 🙈📱🕵️‍♂️

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  7 days ago

  Share →: “You never text back.” No, I be reading texts from the notification bar, then forget to text back.

  Commentary:
  Story of my life—I'm a professional notification reader and accidental text ghoster! 📲👻

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  1 week ago

  Share →: The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.

  Commentary:
  "Truly a time when our phones had more flight experience than I do! 🕊️📱 #NostalgicChaos"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Keep your friends close, but your smartphone closer.

  Commentary:
  "Why stop at just friends and smartphones? I keep my cat, snacks, and remote closer too! Priorities, right? 📱😸🍕📺"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: No one declines an incoming call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.

  Commentary:
  "That kid just invented speed dialing… but in reverse! 😂📞🚀"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I have more photos of food on my phone than I do of my children.

  Commentary:
  "I guess it's a tough choice between capturing a perfectly plated avocado toast 🥑📸 or a messy spaghetti-drenched kiddo 🍝👶. One could argue that both are equally photogenic in their own unique ways! 😆📱 #FoodOverKids"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A real smartphone would know when to shut up.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine a smartphone that not only texts and takes selfies but also has impeccable social cues 😂📱 Seems like the perfect companion for those awkward moments when you just need some peace and quiet!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: It’s a good thing that not everyone has a smartphone. We also need people who honk when the lights turn green.

  Commentary:
  "Thank goodness for the non-smartphone users, ensuring the honking tradition stays alive! 🚦📵 Keep the honk alive, folks! 😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like a smartypants-phone to me! 🤓📱 Who needs Siri when you've got couch-side assistance? 🛋️😂"

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