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That's why my selfies always look like I'm ready for a witness protection program 😂📸❤️
20 Funny photos quotes
Gang members are so lucky to have something to do with their hands in photos.
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When you don't know what to do with your hands in photos, join a gang, or just hold a taco! 🌮🤘😎
People text you when you look good in photos.
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When your inbox is empty, you start to wonder if your camera is in witness protection 😂📷✨
I sexually identify as a microwave dinner, because I am ready in 5 minutes, look nothing like my photos, and I’m just satisfying enough for you to want me again when you’re desperate.
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Heat me up and let's hope I don't explode like last time! 🔥😅🍽️
Relationships are only serious when photos are posted by a man.
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A man posting relationship pics? That's like spotting a unicorn in the wild! 🦄📸
You don’t see people giving bunny ears in photos anymore.
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Guess the bunnies finally hopped off to photobomb elsewhere! 🐰📸😄
Yes, I upload photos with filters because I want to look good. If you want to see the ugly side of me, come to my house.
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I upload pictures with filters for my online persona; my home is where the unfiltered reality show starts! 📷✨🏠😅
You better be kissing the screen when I send pics.
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"When my phone gets slobber marks, I'll know who's to blame! 😆📱💋"
Posing for photos has to be the most basic thing I’m actually terrible at.
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"Me too! My best angle is usually a blur! 😂📸 #ProfessionalPhotoPhantom"
It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.
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"Channeling my inner supermodel because clearly, the camera needs its daily dose of fabulosity! 😂📸☀️ #PosingPro"