19 funny photos quotes - Wordgag

Getting old is not fun. Sometimes I have to check my texts and photos when someone asks me what I did yesterday.

May 21, 2026

If my dog knew how many photos I have of him sleeping, he’d file a restraining order against me.

May 20, 2026

Photos are cool because they are like now but for later.

May 19, 2026

Gang members are so lucky to have something to do with their hands in photos.

May 18, 2026

People text you when you look good in photos.

May 6, 2026

I sexually identify as a microwave dinner, because I am ready in 5 minutes, look nothing like my photos, and I’m just satisfying enough for you to want me again when you’re desperate.

Apr 1, 2026

Relationships are only serious when photos are posted by a man.

Apr 1, 2026

You don’t see people giving bunny ears in photos anymore.

Mar 31, 2026

Yes, I upload photos with filters because I want to look good. If you want to see the ugly side of me, come to my house.

Mar 31, 2026

You better be kissing the screen when I send pics.

Mar 29, 2026

Posing for photos has to be the most basic thing I’m actually terrible at.

Mar 29, 2026

It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

Mar 29, 2026

Our childhood photos might be ugly but those smiles were definitely not fake.

Mar 29, 2026

I’m the guy at Apple who makes sure all your featured photos are your exes and your dog that died.

Mar 29, 2026

I have more photos of food on my phone than I do of my children.

Mar 28, 2026

Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.

Mar 28, 2026

The woman that cleaned my house could make a lot of money by threatening to release the before and after photos.

Mar 25, 2026

There should be an opposite of Valentine’s Day where you post Instagram photos of your enemy.

Mar 25, 2026

I only go on LinkedIn to see what my coworkers looked like 15 years ago.

Mar 25, 2026