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I’m not sure how long my body can handle this “getting out of bed early in the morning” nonsense.

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When my friends and I talk about sex, it’s never sexual. It feels scientific, almost.

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The term “domestic housewife” implies the existence of a feral housewife and that is what I aspire to be.

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Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

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Marriage is like a phone call at the night: First there’s the ring, and then you wake up.

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I always ask for a receipt so I can keep them in my purse for 86 years.

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Watching true crime documentaries so I can learn from their mistakes.