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When you're a master chef in your own kitchen and somehow broke at the same time 🥑💸👩🍳.
16 Funny avocado quotes
I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but I sort of feel more like an avocado.
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Feeling ripe today, but give me a week and I'll be guac! 🥑🍷😅
Wow, another wooden ball. Would it kill avocado makers to put a different toy in there?
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"Just once, I'd like the free gift to be something other than 'nature's marble'! 🥑🎁😅"
I have the patience of a nearly ripe avocado.
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That explains why I never seem to be ready for anything! 🥑⏳
Mashed potatoes are just German guacamole.
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"When life gives you potatoes, make 'Bavarian Butter'! 🥔🤣🥑"
Do you ever think about how many people squeezed the avocado that you’re eating?
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🥑 Just when you thought guacamole couldn't get any more dramatic… 🤯🤔 Should we start an avocado ancestry chart or is that going a bit too far? 😂🥑 #AvocadoSqueezingFamilyTree
Welcome to your 40’s: you get excited about avocados now.
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"Ah, the magical age where guacamole becomes a legitimate reason for celebration 🥑🎉 Who needs fancy parties when you've got ripe avocados, am I right? Welcome to the thrilling world of adulting in your 40s!"
So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.
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"Avocado enthusiast leveling up to expert collector status! 🥑🏆 Who knew avocados were a source of both creamy goodness and bonus surprises? Time to start a wooden ball collection gallery! 🥑🌟 #AvocadoGoals"
Avocado is just green butter.
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"Avocado: the butter that went to yoga and became enlightened 🧘🥑💚 #HealthyFats #Namaste"
Cheers erupt as woman cuts into perfectly ripe avocado.
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Looks like the avocado made quite an impression! 🥑👩🍳 Let's hope it lives up to the hype and doesn't turn out to be 'avo-cadon't'! 😉🎉