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- Just broke a clothes hanger and now have seven years of bad outfits.
- Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints?
- Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.
- Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time.
- So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.