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I haven’t broken a mirror lately, but my water broke and I’ve had seven years of kids crawling into my bed.

I haven’t broken a mirror lately, but my water broke and I’ve had seven years of kids crawling into my bed.

Commentary:
Oh, so that's the new formula for seven years of bad luck? 😂 Sounds like you've upgraded from just breaking mirrors to breaking waters! 🤰👶 Better stock up on those extra-large bedsheets! 🛏️ #ParentingStruggles

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bed, broke, broken, chaos, family, humor, i, kids, mirror, motherhood, parenting, sleep, water on Nov 7, 2025 by slickboy.

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