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"Ah, the eternal struggle of looking busy without actually doing much. 💼💤 Who needs work when you're too busy planning how to spend your future millions? 💰😂 #RelatableGoals"

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I love jogging in this heat, cause the sweat hides my tears.

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Nobody says, ‘Bless you,’ when you fart.

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1 month ago

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Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can.

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2 months ago

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Sorry for texting you back instantly. My phone was in my hand, and I’m mature and actually like you.

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3 months ago

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Social media is mental suicide.

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1 month ago

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Since I started following the wisdom of ancient Chinese philosopher Fuk Yu, my life has been so much better…

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1 month ago

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34 shares on Reddit this month:

You’d think the heat and humidity would steam some of the wrinkles out of my body.

73 shares on Discord this month:

Sunrises are really beautiful, but the timing is rather bad.

85 shares on Messenger this month:

You ever have your knees crack so good that you expect them to glow in the dark. Yeah, me too.

64 shares on Reddit this month:

Stop making Fast and Furious movies.

67 shares on YouTube this month:

Incorrectly is the only word that, when spelled correctly, is still spelled incorrectly.

30 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“Time After Time” is my favorite song about doing the dishes.

51 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Pretty messed up that my body, a chemistry lab made of meat, simply chooses to make me feel a little bit nervous for no reason.

97 shares on YouTube this month:

Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped school.

61 shares on WeChat this month:

Welcome to your 40s. A random back pain will be assigned to you shortly, and you’ll never know what flares it up every time.

53 shares on Slack this month:

I prefer the Easter Bunny, for starters, he’s not making a list and checking it twice, and more importantly, he’s not watching me when I’m sleeping.

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Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

Finally figured out why I look so bad in pictures – it’s my face.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

What base is it when you’re flirting with a woman, and she asks, “Are you all right”?

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

Cleaning a house with children in it is like shoveling snow on the North Pole.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

Something very chic about crying while driving… have to keep it a little classy so you don’t crash… other drivers unaware a diva is down in the next lane over…

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

Pirate: walks the plank. Someone’s dad: Is this teak?

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

What happened to the huge corporate Christmas parties you see in all the ’90s movies? Seems like that doesn’t exist at all anymore.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

I’d like to know what my dog is thinking as he watches me try one outfit after another while getting ready for a party.

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Just landed via Threads:

The best way to use Twitter will forever be as an observer.

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Due to personal reasons, I’ll be getting stronger every day.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Hi, I’m a social media user, you might know me from such hits as “I’m leaving this stupid place” and “I’m back everybody.”

Just landed via Telegram:

I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

The trick of life is to get the sports car before you have to grunt getting in and out of it.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I still can’t believe they named a company GoDaddy.

Just landed via Slack:

So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn’t for throwing at people who stress you out?

Seen just now on Discord:

Befuddlingly, a palm tree won’t fit in your hand.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

If you’ve never had a cheeseburger change your mood, you’ve never had a cheeseburger.

Going viral on Facebook:

Don’t think my brain is braining properly today.

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I just want to be rich enough to stop having to pretend that I’m getting work done.

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I love jogging in this heat, cause the sweat hides my tears.

Nobody says, ‘Bless you,’ when you fart.

Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can.

Sorry for texting you back instantly. My phone was in my hand, and I’m mature and actually like you.

Social media is mental suicide.

Since I started following the wisdom of ancient Chinese philosopher Fuk Yu, my life has been so much better…

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