Trendy Funny Quotes

  • If you know karate, you shouldn’t have to pay for stuff.
  • All our dogs think we quit our jobs to spend more time with them. All our cats think we got fired for being lazy.
  • I need you to put the fun in refund!
  • If you don’t buy any snacks, you’re proud for a moment and then incredibly sad.
  • There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement.
  • I’m not fat. I’m just easy to see.