I like it when itβs raining, because I can hold my umbrella really low and it makes everyone headless. Posted onJan 21, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who needs a magician when you've got an umbrella? πβ¨ Rainy day hack: the ultimate invisibility cloak! πβοΈ #HeadlessInSeattle" Related funny posts π Since I stopped texting first, I haven’t heard from a lot of people in a while. Iβm not shy, Iβm holding back my awesomeness so I donβt intimidate you. I’m at the age where I won’t make eye contact with someone because they look like a “talker.” Why is everyone mean to the kindest people for absolutely no reason? I wonder if this is all happening because I opened that umbrella inside.