I like it when it’s raining, because I can hold my umbrella really low and it makes everyone headless. Posted on16 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsApp Commentary:"Who needs a magician when you've got an umbrella? 🌂✨ Rainy day hack: the ultimate invisibility cloak! 😂☔️ #HeadlessInSeattle" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Headless mannequins are great because they let you see how you’ll look wearing a new shirt after you’ve been decapitated. Phew, I thought the weather was broken because there was this weird yellow thing in the sky. But all’s well, it’s raining again. There’s no need to put a little umbrella in my drink. It’s already wet. I love Fleetwood Mac, but “thunder only happens when it’s raining” is just not true. Just bought a new umbrella for the person that finds it tomorrow.