I like it when it’s raining, because I can hold my umbrell…

I like it when it’s raining, because I can hold my umbrella really low and it makes everyone headless.

Commentary:
“Who needs a magician when you’ve got an umbrella? 🌂✨ Rainy day hack: the ultimate invisibility cloak! 😂☔️ #HeadlessInSeattle”

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