I like my messages, how I like my nuts β MIXED. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Nothing like a good message mix β keeps life nutty and never boring! π₯π±π" Related funny posts π€ Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when youβre finished. When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts. Itβs so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts. You donβt need to leave a message in a bottle. If the bottle is full of tequila, Iβll get the message. Girls these days are like a box of chocolates. Some have nuts.