Commentary:
"Nothing like a good message mix – keeps life nutty and never boring! 🥜📱😂"
Funny nuts quotes
It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.
Commentary:
"That's nutty! 🌰😂 When even the squirrels start waving tiny fans, you know it's time for some ice cream!" 🍦💨
Robots eating a bowl of cereal that’s actually a bunch of nuts and bolts, you don’t see that as much anymore.
Commentary:
Looks like these robots decided to upgrade their breakfast menu—no more boring cereal, just a crunchy combo of nuts and bolts! 🥣🤖🔩 Who knew breakfast could be so *metal*-icious? Guess even robots want their mechanical munchies! 😂⚙️
When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts.
Commentary:
Oh, so you're saying you go into full-on squirrel mode when you develop a crush? 🐿️🎁 Better hide those acorns and chocolates before she catches you! Who knew courtship could be so… nutty? 🌰😄
Grammar is important. It’s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts.
Commentary:
"Grammar: the fine line between being a walnut connoisseur and questioning your sanity 🥜🤪 Remember folks, punctuation saves lives… and prevents awkward nut-related mix-ups! 😉"
Girls these days are like a box of chocolates. Some have nuts.
Commentary:
"Girls these days are like a box of chocolates 🍫… but be careful, some might be a little nutty! 😜"
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Aliens only abduct the people that are already nuts so no one will believe them when they try and tell everyone.
Commentary:
"Ah, the aliens are playing the ultimate prank! 🛸🌌 But hey, who's gonna believe someone whose favorite pastime is wearing a tinfoil hat, am I right? 👽😜"