I like to be alone a lot; it’s nothing personal. Commentary:When you're introverted but still want to let people know you’re cool: "It's not you, it's me… and my love for sweatpants and Netflix! 😎🛋️📺" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Leave me alone, man. I’m just living my life like a candle in the wind. It’s Friday. I ran out of small talk on Tuesday. Please leave me alone. Being alone is my favourite way of being. Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people. The problem with believing that nothing matters except you, is that eventually everyone will just leave you alone to take extra special care of yourself.