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“You look tired”. No, I’m just ugly.

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I only drink when I people.

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You can say “Have a nice day,” no problem, but saying “Enjoy the next 24 hours” sounds vaguely threatening.

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Now that I got a library card, I’m moving differently.

5 days ago

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Has anyone ever considered that Dr. Pepper could be a gynecologist?

3 days ago

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I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

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37 shares on Discord this month:

How are they running out of oxygen if they’re breathing it right back into the submarine?

90 shares on TikTok this month:

I need an app that deletes my number from other people’s phones.

72 shares on X this month:

Let’s see how long my Monday slump lasts this time. Last week it was until Friday.

29 shares on Discord this month:

You will be having the worst morning of your life and then someone will start mowing their lawn.

85 shares on Instagram this month:

Whenever I’m with real yappers, I realize I might actually be a listener.

98 shares on Threads this month:

My kids wanted a spooky story from the olden days so I told them the internet used to scream when you turned it on.

34 shares on TikTok this month:

Whales go days, sometimes weeks at a time without giving anyone their opinion.

24 shares on Slack this month:

The thing about sleep is that I’d like to get some of it.

11 shares on TikTok this month:

Screaming into the abyss has lost some of its effectiveness, if I’m being honest.

53 shares on WhatsApp this month:

When I said there’s no such thing as a dumb question, I didn’t expect them to take it as a personal challenge.

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That one friend who has a dangerously loose grasp on food safety.

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Don’t throw hate at me, throw money!

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Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know.

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When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

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Wanna come over and see my mis-matched sock collection?

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Paycheck hit. I’m at Michaels Arts & Crafts supply store telling them to bring out Michael.

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If you don’t buy any snacks, you’re proud for a moment and then incredibly sad.

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Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.

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Telling the guy next to me on the subway that I’m not even ticklish, so don’t bother trying.

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Dating apps aren’t working, time to walk into a cafe looking confused.

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Broadcasted on Slack:

Due to personal reasons, I’m evil now.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

It’s that time of year again where I go to random restaurants to tell random women, “So this is why you cancelled our date?”, while they’re out with their significant others.

Spotted on Facebook:

You’re not lazy, you’re just buffering in HD.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Not photogenic, but I probably look soooo good as a distant memory.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Monday? But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet.

Seen just now on Discord:

I can’t explain how it works, but one day, you just wake up and like sauerkraut.

Just shared via Reddit:

I told my wife to embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

My kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Welcome to your 50s, there’s a wrong way to stretch now.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Bag of salad is the boxed wine of vegetables.

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I love being wrong, it’s just like being right except easier and I get to be stupid, which is my favorite thing.

Keep the laugh going 😂

“You look tired”. No, I’m just ugly.

I only drink when I people.

You can say “Have a nice day,” no problem, but saying “Enjoy the next 24 hours” sounds vaguely threatening.

Now that I got a library card, I’m moving differently.

Has anyone ever considered that Dr. Pepper could be a gynecologist?

I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

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