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I deserve a dragon after all I’ve been through.

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Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.

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Every weekend has two days: Saturday and It’s Monday Tomorrow.

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I wonder if Mary and Joseph hated putting away the Christmas stuff as much as I do.

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Humans can accomplish so much, unless it’s parking at a shopping center during the holidays.

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A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian.

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56 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My head is starting to get dented from hitting rock bottom so often.

24 shares on X this month:

The amount of people who “find God” after doing something evil needs to be studied.

78 shares on WeChat this month:

If a government has online beef with a pop star, it has already lost.

17 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Some 100 private jets will fly to Venice for Jeff Bezos’ wedding, and I recycle yoghurt cup lids.

54 shares on Facebook this month:

Just overheard someone describe their hike as “it was like mountain climbing, but flat”.

75 shares on X this month:

Sorry, I liked your post one second after you posted it but in my defense, I’ve had my phone in my hand since 2012.

49 shares on Instagram this month:

Traffic is the fault of the guy immediately in front of you.

31 shares on Reddit this month:

I try to shoot all of my garbage into outer space, but usually it just lands in my neighbor’s backyard.

33 shares on Reddit this month:

I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won’t kill it, I’d buy another house.

68 shares on Telegram this month:

Teens be like, “I wanted to do that until you asked me to.”

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America’s national anthem should be changed to Welcome to the Jungle.

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Hello, my voicemail is currently unavailable. To leave a message please speak slowly and clearly into the nearest toaster.

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Having your own apartment by yourself is so funny, cause I really just swept the whole place naked.

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Giving people access to the internet was a massive mistake.

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Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”

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A poorly timed two-factor authentication request will be the thing that finally kills me.

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There’s no way the Scooby Doo gang never found a dead body.

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My favorite delusion is that I just need to get through this week.

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When someone asks why you don’t have kids just say “dingoes”.

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People drive you insane and then say “see, I told you that you’re insane.”

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Going through life with a signature I invented as a teenager.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Getting mad when an app updates and changes their format is the new “rearranged grocery store” for me.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Let’s skip the getting-to-know-you phase. Just block me.

Trending via Reddit:

No, you tell me what YOU were doing during that gap in my resume.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I’m proud to announce that am winning my fight against sobriety.

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I love being wrong, it’s just like being right except easier and I get to be stupid, which is my favorite thing.

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Expecting your first baby’s exciting, but have you ever ordered a new coffee machine?

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I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.

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Just once I’d like my dog to give me a treat.

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Welcome to your 40s—you run out of breath trying to find your running shoes.

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I love being wrong, it’s just like being right except easier and I get to be stupid, which is my favorite thing.

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