17 funny easier quotes - Wordgag

The older I get, the easier it is for me to look at a situation and say: “Yeahhh, I’m out.”

May 30, 2026

My husband said it would be easier if we had a Christmas house that we moved into in December, instead of taking all these decorations out.

May 29, 2026

The final level of being smart is just pretending you don’t know anything to make your life easier.

May 28, 2026

The divorce process is easier than breaking up with your hair stylist.

May 28, 2026

Does running actually get easier if you do it a lot, or is it that you just get more masochistic?

May 28, 2026

Once you realize that no one really cares how you’re doing, it becomes much easier to answer the question.

May 28, 2026

It’s funny how it’s often easier to access academic resources illegally, even when you have university library access.

May 27, 2026

I am so lucky that I can’t tell the difference between a heartfelt compliment and sarcastic disdain. Life is much easier when you’re dumb.

May 27, 2026

Zelda was easier as a kid because if you hit a hard puzzle, you could just wait a few days for more brain matter to come in, but now it’s the opposite.

May 27, 2026

Being sober would be a lot easier if I liked myself.

May 26, 2026

Getting up early would be easier if we could keep our eyes closed.

May 24, 2026

Her: how are you still single? Me: it’s easier than you think.

May 24, 2026

Life would be so much easier if you could push a button that makes dickheads fall through a trap door in the floor.

May 24, 2026

Life would be so much easier if the nose of people who lie all the time did actually grow longer like Pinocchio’s.

May 24, 2026

I love being wrong, it’s just like being right except easier and I get to be stupid, which is my favorite thing.

May 23, 2026

Parents be like “Boys are easier,” and then their daughter has to save the family from ruin.

May 19, 2026

I’m just going to be hotter. It’s easier than being nicer.

May 19, 2026