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Spammer alert! If only life had a 'junk folder' for annoying humans! π«π
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Spammer alert! If only life had a 'junk folder' for annoying humans! π«π
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When "flight" becomes my default setting in "fight or flight" mode πβοΈπββοΈ
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"Why stop there? Let's have a year-round rotational mansion: Halloween House, Turkey Tavern, Christmas Cabin! ππ¦π "
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When you're secretly a genius but perform Oscar-worthy plays as the village fool just to skip the group project! ππ€β‘οΈπ€πΊ
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Breaking up with your stylist takes more negotiation skills than a peace treaty πββοΈβοΈπ€
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I think the endorphins are just bribing us to forget the pain! πββοΈπ€£
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Guess I'll just start responding with "Still alive!" and leave it at that ππ
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When your college fees get you a library card, but the internet's like, "Welcome to the dark side, we have PDFs!" πππ»
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Living blissfully in my own bubble of confusion since forever ππ€·ββοΈβ¨
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Guess I'm still waiting for that brain matter delivery, but it's stuck in eternal shipping delay! π§ πβ³