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You misunderstood me. I said I was a “bawler,” not a “baller.” You know, someone who cries a lot.

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Liberté. Egalité. Second Coffeé.

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I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half sisters.

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These days, you gotta have a job for the bills and another job for yourself.

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Me, with $33 left after paying bills: Let’s see how much a Land Rover costs.

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In my defense, Your Honor, I grossly misunderstood the meaning of Boxing Day.

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I’ve started ripping my shirt in half like Hulk Hogan when I mean business. Long story short, I’m looking for a new job.

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Forgetting how to clean the dishes and shooting them with a gun.

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My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.

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Naturally introverted, selectively extroverted.