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Switching from summer goth to autumn goth like a true seasonal fashionista! 🖤🍂👗
38 Funny seasonal quotes
It’s funny how everyone who was all about Christmas a week ago is suddenly into New Year’s now.
Commentary:
"Guess everyone's resolutions are to avoid leftover fruitcake! 🥳🎄🎊"
This December is not Decembering like the other Decembers Decembered.
Commentary:
Looks like December forgot how to December! 🤔❄️🎄
It’s almost time to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas anxiety.
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Time to upgrade my anxiety wardrobe with some festive flair! 🎄😅✨
“But it’s summer,” is going to be my excuse for everything from now until the end of September.
Commentary:
"Spilled my drink? 'But it's summer! 😅🍹' Lost an argument? 'But it's summer! 🤷♂️☀️' Tripped over my own feet? You guessed it… 'But it's summer! 🕶️👟'"
Someone asked me if I had plans for the fall. It took me a moment to realize they meant “Autumn,” not the collapse of civilization.
Commentary:
"Oh, you meant 🍂 fall, not 'brace-for-impact' fall! 🌍😅 #Relief #SeasonsChange"
I love how spring sprung and then disappeared again.
Commentary:
🌸🌱 "Spring came, saw the mess, and decided to take a rain check! Typical seasonal shenanigans." 🌧️🌷
Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.
Commentary:
"Looks like Dry January couldn't weather the storm… Welcome to Sopping Wet February! ☔️💦 Who needs resolutions when you have raindrops to keep you hydrated, right? Let's make a splash this month! 🌧️💧"
They should invent a January that doesn’t drain your will to live.
Commentary:
"Ah, January – the month that tests our endurance and our ability to resist the call of hibernation! 🥶 How about a version with a side of motivation and a sprinkle of sunshine? ☀️ Let's petition to make it happen before the next polar vortex hits! ❄️💪"
Putting away the Christmas tree. Sad day for cats.
Commentary:
"Putting away the Christmas tree is like breaking up with December for cats 😿🎄 It's a tree-mendous loss in their feline festive fun!"