I love saying “why would I lie” when I’m lying.

I love saying “why would I lie” when I’m lying.
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"Why would I lie? 🤥 Oh wait, I lie all the time! 😂 It's the perfect alibi – just add a sprinkle of sarcasm and a dash of mischief! 🔥 #WittyFibber"

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