If she replies to your sarcasm with more sarcasm, that’s a whole life.

If she replies to your sarcasm with more sarcasm, that's a whole life.

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Ah, the art of sarcasm, the language of those who don’t suffer fools gladly! 🧐 When sarcasm begets even more sarcasm, it’s like entering an endless loop of wit! 🔄💬 Who needs flowers and chocolates when you’ve got a partner in sarcasm crime for life? 😂✨ #SarcasmGoals

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