I miss phone booths. We used to train our immune system in those things.

I miss phone booths. We used to train our immune system in those things.

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Ah, the good old phone booths – the original training ground for our immune systems! 📞💪 Who needs a flu shot when you’ve braved the germs lurking in those tiny spaces? 😂 #RIPPhoneBooths #ImmuneSystemBootcamp

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