I mostly keep friendships going because they have my good Tupperware. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Friendship: the longest-lasting Tupperware rental agreement! 🥳🥡🤣" Related funny posts 🤝 Tupperware is a fun way to store your leftovers until you throw them away. I can’t afford a vehicle with wing doors, so I buy the Tupperware with lids which open that way. Yes, I’m full of microplastics, but it’s actually been helpful. It’s given me superpowers. I can communicate with Tupperware. It’s like 10,000 Tupperwares when all you need is a lid. If the universe is continuing to expand then why does my rent keep going up?