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I named my eraser Confidence because it gets smaller after every mistake I make.

I named my eraser Confidence because it gets smaller after every mistake I make.

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Confidence is clearly on a weight-loss program whenever my math homework is involved! ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ˜‚

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