Commentary:
Sounds like he's really mastered the art of moderate moderation! 🚬😂🌿
Funny moderation quotes
I need a browser plugin that disables Amazon when I’m drinking. Hashtag: don’t drink and Prime.
Commentary:
"Someone please create a 'Prime Time Intervention' plugin to save us from drunk shopping sprees on Amazon! 🛑🥴 #ShopSober #DontDrinkAndPrime"
I enjoy excess, but only in moderation.
Commentary:
"Ah, the fine art of controlled indulgence – like eating the whole cake, but with just one bite at a time! 🍰🍽️ Moderation: making sure you have just the right amount of too much. 😅"
Just gonna drink light beers today, because I don’t wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times.
Commentary:
"Opting for light beers – the ultimate hydration experience! 💦 Who needs a gym membership when you can do bathroom sprints all day? 🏃♂️😂 Stay hydrated, folks!"