Job applications are so stupid. “What’s your desired salary?” Ten billion dollars. Next question. Posted onMar 23, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Applying for jobs like I'm trying to buy a small island ๐๏ธ๐ #DreamBig Related funny posts ๐ค I’ve started ripping my shirt in half like Hulk Hogan when I mean business. Long story short, I’m looking for a new job. Applying for jobs feels like auditioning to be enthusiastic about a blind date you haven’t even met yet. Love when job applications ask for my desired salary so I can choose between not being hired and being exploited for my work. Using Indeed feels like being an ugly guy on a dating app. Spending money is too easy. For my bank accountโs sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something.