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Witty quote about job applications and absurd salary demands, humorous and playful tone.

Job applications are so stupid. “What’s your desired salary?” Ten billion dollars. Next question.

Commentary:
Applying for jobs like I'm trying to buy a small island 🏝️😂 #DreamBig

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged application, billion, dollars, exaggeration, humor, interview, job, job application, money, negotiation, next, question, salary, stupid, ten on May 20, 2026 by slickboy.

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