Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

Not a gold digger, but the other night a woman told me her grandpa owns a Christmas tree farm. That shit had me rubbing my hands like a fly.

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The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

Not to brag, but I’ve seen Barbie naked.

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Grok, is this true? Grok, am I original? Grok, am I the only one? Grok, am I sexual?

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Gravestone inscription: “Hey guys, I’m going to be taking a little break from social media”

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Respect people who wear glasses because they paid money to see you.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

She left me because of my poor English. But I doesn’t care.