Commentary:
Relatable concert struggles: when you paid for a view of the stage but got someone's scalp instead 🎤😂👀
Funny taller quotes
Parenting a teenager is surreal because you’ll be sitting there, and some dude who is much taller than you will walk around the corner and ask you how to open a popcorn bag.
Commentary:
Who knew "popcorn bag opening" would be the final boss level in parenting? 😂🍿🔓
I only look up to people that are taller than me and really that’s about the extent of it.
Commentary:
"Always reaching higher, both in humor and life! 😄⬆️ #ShortPeopleCanDreamToo"
All I’m saying is that big burgers should be wider not taller.
Commentary:
"Because who needs a leaning tower of beef when you can have a glorious beefy pancake instead? 🍔🥞 #BringOnTheWideBurgers"
Welcome to your 50s. You used to be a lot taller.
Commentary:
"Welcome to your 50s, where gravity has finally caught up with you! 🌍💫 But hey, at least now you can blame your shrinking on the universe conspiring against you! 🤷♂️😂 #ShortPeopleProblems"